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“People say, “You must have been the class clown.” And I say, “No, I wasn’t. But I sat next to the class clown, and I studied him.” -
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The powers of a man's mind are directly proportioned to the quantity of coffee he drinks. -
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From there to here, from here to there, funny things are everywhere. -
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Why would a lazy guy become a parent of five? Then again, why would creative people who inherently don't like change and criticism become writers, actors, or comedians? There's something about... -
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The atheists have produced a Christmas play. It’s called Coincidence on Thirty-Fourth Street. -
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Always forgive your enemies -- nothing annoys them so much. -
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I saw a study that said speaking in front of a crowd is considered the number one fear of the average person. Number two was death. This means to the average person, if you have to be at a funeral, yo... -
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In the beginning, the universe was created. This has been widely regarded as a bad move. (for contrast, and humor) -
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Being omniscient, God knew Murphy’s Law. On the Eighth day of creation, God said, “Okay Murphy, take over." (for humor) -
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"Love! The walks over soft grass, the smiles over candlelight, the arguments over everything else." -
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Someone is suing Canada Dry Ginger Ale because it contains no ginger, so I’d like to formally announce my lawsuit against Panda Express. -
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Nothing is ever done until everyone is convinced that it ought to be done, and has been convinced for so long that it is now time to do something else. -
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Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it. -
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In the beginning there was nothing and God said, “let there be light.” There was still nothing, but you could see it better. -
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I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation. -
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Moses dragged us through the desert to the one place in the Middle East where there is no oil. -
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Bureaucracy is the art of making the possible impossible. -
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I married my wife for her looks, but not the kind she’s giving me lately. -
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Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. -
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I talked to the Holy Spirit last night and he didn’t look all well. He was pale as a ghost. -
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George Harrison memorial tree, killed by beetles -
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When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. -
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What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin. -
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I don’t pray because I don’t want God to know where I am. -
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You have as much laughter as you have faith. -
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Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go -
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Humor is, in fact, a prelude to faith; and laughter is the beginning of prayer. -
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Marriage is tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers. -
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It is requisite for the relaxation of the mind that we make use, from time to time, of playful deeds and jokes. -
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Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.
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