humor on Observation

“People say, “You must have been the class clown.” And I say, “No, I wasn’t. But I sat next to the class clown, and I studied him.”

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson are going camping. They pitch their tent under the stars and go to sleep. In the middle of the night Holmes wakes Watson up: “Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me wh...

Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.

Being omniscient, God knew Murphy’s Law. On the Eighth day of creation, God said, “Okay Murphy, take over." (for humor)

Nothing is ever done until everyone is convinced that it ought to be done, and has been convinced for so long that it is now time to do something else.

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.

I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation.

It is requisite for the relaxation of the mind that we make use, from time to time, of playful deeds and jokes.

A family from a remote area was making their first visit to a big city. They checked in to a grand hotel and stood in amazement at the impressive sight. Leaving the reception desk they came to the ele...

As we wait, it is critical that we keep our sense of humor in the fullest meaning of that word. When laughter goes, so does hope. When God reaffirms his promise to Abraham and Sarah, he restores not o...

My wife was grading a science test at home that she had given to her elementary-school class and was reading some of the results to me. The subject was “The Human Body,” and the first question was: “N...

At one point in his life, the famous modern artist Pablo Picasso was robbed in his French home. He told the police he would be happy to paint them a picture of the robbers. “And on the strength of tha...

Why would a lazy guy become a parent of five? Then again, why would creative people who inherently don't like change and criticism become writers, actors, or comedians? There's something about...

In the beginning there was nothing and God said, “let there be light.” There was still nothing, but you could see it better.

At what age do you think it's appropriate to tell a highway it's adopted?

From there to here, from here to there, funny things are everywhere.

You have as much laughter as you have faith.

George Harrison memorial tree, killed by beetles

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

Peter Ustinov, the British actor, director, and playwright, once received an indignant letter from the headmaster of his son’s school. The letter complained that his son frequently disrupted lessons b...

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go

Humor points to faith in that both humor and faith spring up in response to the reality of the paradox and the incongruities at the heart of human experience. But while humor responds well to the lowe...

Bureaucracy is the art of making the possible impossible.

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, of Sherlock Holmes fame became a zealous spiritualist later in life. He would often give public lectures on the subject. At one such meeting, he gestured enthusiastically while...

What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.

Archelaus the 5th century (BC) king of Macedon, was once having his hair cut. His barber, quite verbose like many others in his profession, asked King Archelaus how he would like his hair cut. His res...

When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.

Humor is, in fact, a prelude to faith; and laughter is the beginning of prayer.

"Love! The walks over soft grass, the smiles over candlelight, the arguments over everything else."