humor on Conversion

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, of Sherlock Holmes fame became a zealous spiritualist later in life. He would often give public lectures on the subject. At one such meeting, he gestured enthusiastically while...

Nothing is ever done until everyone is convinced that it ought to be done, and has been convinced for so long that it is now time to do something else.

A family from a remote area was making their first visit to a big city. They checked in to a grand hotel and stood in amazement at the impressive sight. Leaving the reception desk they came to the ele...

From there to here, from here to there, funny things are everywhere.

In the beginning, the universe was created. This has been widely regarded as a bad move. (for contrast, and humor)

A radio conversation between a US naval vessel and Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland. Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision. Canadians: R...

Bureaucracy is the art of making the possible impossible.

At what age do you think it's appropriate to tell a highway it's adopted?

The powers of a man's mind are directly proportioned to the quantity of coffee he drinks.

The story is told of a (true) encounter that took place between the Chief Rabbi of London, a Mr. Hermann Adler, and the Catholic Cardinal Herbert Vaughan at some formal luncheon. According to accounts...

"Love! The walks over soft grass, the smiles over candlelight, the arguments over everything else."

Being omniscient, God knew Murphy’s Law. On the Eighth day of creation, God said, “Okay Murphy, take over." (for humor)

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson are going camping. They pitch their tent under the stars and go to sleep. In the middle of the night Holmes wakes Watson up: “Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me wh...

This story deals with a rather old-fashioned lady, who was planning a couple of weeks vacation in Florida. She also was quite delicate and elegant with her language. She wrote a letter to a particular...

Neil Marten was a member of the British Parliament from 1959-1984. One day he was giving a group of constituents a guided tour of the Houses of Parliament. During the tour, the group happened upon the...

“A man was about to jump off a bridge when a police officer caught him, right in the nick of time. The man was angry…’don’t you know I have nothing to live for’. Why would you stop me from taking my o...

I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation.

In the beginning there was nothing and God said, “let there be light.” There was still nothing, but you could see it better.

The atheists have produced a Christmas play. It’s called Coincidence on Thirty-Fourth Street.

What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.

Marriage is tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers.

One day, the famous surrealist painter Salvador Dalí walked into a New York bookstore and asked for a copy of his own autobiography, The Secret Life of Salvador Dalí . The young clerk immediately...

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go

It is requisite for the relaxation of the mind that we make use, from time to time, of playful deeds and jokes.

In 1867, the great American writer Mark Twain embarked on what he wryly called his “Great Pleasure Excursion,” a journey through Europe that would later inspire his travelogue, The Innocents Abroad...

Moses dragged us through the desert to the one place in the Middle East where there is no oil.

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.

They say that in Martin Luther’s class on Genesis, a smart aleck student asked, “Dr. Luther, since you know so much about the book of Genesis, tell us: what was God doing all that time before God crea...

Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.

Why would a lazy guy become a parent of five? Then again, why would creative people who inherently don't like change and criticism become writers, actors, or comedians? There's something about...