24 Honest Brand Slogans By Cliff Dickens

Ikea: We throw in extra parts just to mess with you.

Lays: Flavored Air

Maybelline: Maybe it’s Photoshop

Wikipedia: You’re Welcome, College Students

Perrier: Rich People Water

Bic: You Probably Didn’t buy it.

Candy Crush: The Game Version of Pure Cocaine

Urban Outfitters: Pay Money to Look Homeless

Lego: The Bane of Your Foot’s Existence

Starbucks: We’ll Serve You Decaf if you’re Rude

Gillette: We’re just Going to Keep Adding more Blades

WebMD: Convince Yourself that you have a Terminal Illness

Monopoly: A Great Way to Ruin Friendships

Netflix: Spend More Time Searching than Actually Watching

Old Spice: Smell Like Grandpa

Google: Just Try Using Another Search Engine

McDonalds: Because You Only Have $4

iTunes: I have not read the Terms and Conditions

Pepsi: When there’s no Coke

Linked In: Connect with People for No Reason at All

Crayola: The White One is Useless