Sermon quotes on coffee/caffeine

Dave Barry

It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity. 

Albert Camus

Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee? 

T.S. Eliot

For I have known them all already, known them all:

Have known the evenings, mornings, afternoons,

I have measured out my life with coffee spoons;

The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock


Coffee is the common man’s gold, and like gold, it brings to every person the feeling of luxury and nobility.

Abraham Lincoln

If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.

James Mackintosh

The powers of a man’s mind are directly proportioned to the quantity of coffee he drinks.

Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.

​​Louisa May Alcott

“I’d rather take coffee than compliments just now.”

Little Women

Charles Maurice de Talleyrand

Black as the devil, hot as hell, pure as an angel, sweet as love. That’s the recipe for coffee.

Jerry Seinfeld

We want to do a lot of stuff. We’re not in great shape. We didn’t get a good night’s sleep. We’re a little depressed. Coffee solves all these problems in one delightful little cup.

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Never underestimate the importance of being properly caffeinated.

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Everyone should believe in something. I believe I will have another coffee.

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A cup of gourmet coffee shared with a friend is happiness tasted and time well spent.

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The road to success is paved in coffee.

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