The Greatest Hitter in the World

A young boy was heard talking to himself as he wandered through his backyard, sporting a full baseball uniform, jersey and cap included, as well as a ball and bat. "I'm the best hitter in the world," he declared confidently to the crowd. He tossed the ball high into the air and swung with all his might, but missed completely. "Strike One!" he called out.

Undeterred, he picked the ball back up and proclaimed once more, "I'm the best hitter in the world!" He threw the ball up again,…