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James “Jim” Moore owned a famous midtown (New York City) eatery that was known as “Dinty Moore’s.” The restaurant attracted a lot of actors from the theater industry due to the quality of its food and its proximity to Broadway. Over time, Moore became close to many of these well-known denizens of his restaurant. But as time went on, and many of his close friends passed away, he missed them so much he took to visiting their graves.

One day, as he passed his old friends, he came upon the grave of George M. Cohan, the prolific playwright. At that point, he pulled out a piece of fish and…