It was Show and Tell day in a 1st grade class room,. The teacher picked 3 boys to stand up and present their objects to the class. The first boy stood up and said “Hi, My name is Abram, I’m Jewish and this is a Star of David!” The second boy got up and said “Hi, my name is Johnny and I’m Catholic, this is a Crucifix!” Finally the third boy got up and said “Hi, My name is Billy and I am Presbyterian, and this is a casserole!!”
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