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So he took the paint brush and went out

So he took the paint brush and went out back. She forgot about it until sometime later when there was another knock at the door. It was him. He obviously had been painting because there was paint splattered all over his clothes. He said, "I'm finished." She said, "Did you do a good job?" "Yes, ma'am. I did a good job, but I need to point something out to you, ma'am. That's not a Porsche out back, that's a Mercedes." That’s what you might call a “Christmas Surprise.”

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