You'll Never Know the Joy of Writing a Graceful Sentence!

My favorite scene in the 1987 movie Broadcast News is the moment when young Aaron, who has just graduated as valedictorian of his high school class, is attacked in the schoolyard after the ceremonies by two roughnecks whose object seems to be to show him who’s boss. As they run off, Aaron picks himself up and, considering how to deliver the unkindest cut possible, hollers after…