Jesus Didn’t Drive

When singer John Davidson was learning to drive, his father, a Baptist minister, offered him a deal: he could have a car if he earned straight “B’s” on his report card, read the Bible more, and got a haircut.

Davidson recalled, “On my next report card, I got all ‘B’s,’ and I told my dad I’d been reading the Bible.” His father responded, “That’s great, but what about the haircut?”…