Excitingly Absurd Rules

In Arkansas, it is illegal to pronounce Arkansas incorrectly. It is illegal to build, maintain, or use a nuclear weapon within Chico, California, city limits. In Connecticut, a pickle fit for human consumption should bounce if dropped from a height of one foot. In Gainesville, Georgia, it is against the law to eat fried chicken with a knife and fork. In Marion, Oregon, ministers can’t eat garlic or onions before delivering a…