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People say there’s delays on flights....
People say there's delays on flights. Delays? Really? New York to California in five hours. That used to take 30 years, and a bunch of you would die on the way there, and have a baby. You'd be a whole different group of people by the time you got there. Now you watch a movie and you're home.
From a viral interview on Late Night With Conan O'Brien in 2008.
Note: In 2017, after the New York Times published a report that Louis C. K. had engaged in sexual misconduct against five women, he admitted the charges were true. Be aware of this context and use his content mindfully.