Sermon quotes on driving
Dave Barry
The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status, or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we all believe that we are above-average drivers.
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George Carlin
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
Harry Dunne (Jeff Daniels)
Police officer: “Pull over.”
Harry: “No, it’s a cardigan. But thanks for noticing.”
Dumb and Dumber
Ashley Hales
We spend the equivalent of seven forty-hour work weeks on average in our cars in America. We pick up takeout or have it delivered—all to save time, which seems to move ever faster, eluding capture. We lose something in our constant movement.
Taken from Finding Holy in the Suburbs: Living Faithfully in the Land of Too Much by Ashley Hales Copyright (c) 2009 by Ashley Hales. Published by InterVarsity Press, Downers Grove, IL. www.ivpress.com
James Howard Kunstler
Americans, given the choice between civilizing their cities thorugh public works, and using the car to escape the demands of civility, chose the car.
The Geography of Nowhere: The Rise and Decline of America’s Man-Made Landscape (New York: Simon & Schuster, 1993); and Home from Nowhere: Remaking Our Everyday World for the 21st Century Simon & Schuster, 1998.
Tommy Lasorda
Baseball is like driving, it’s the one who gets home safely that counts.
Mother Teresa
Never travel faster than your guardian angel can fly.
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